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A new government initiative would see the size of biscuits reduced and the recipes made healthier in a bid to reduce our waistlines.
In a nutshell, here is the DDW summary: nanny state sees population getting fat. Nanny state dreams up crazy scheme (involving at least 8 committees and large sums of taxpayers cash) that will make us fatter and make the food companies more money.
Subsequent to the report everyone eats twice the amount of biscuits, believing them to be tiny and now healthy. Struggling A&E departments are overrun with heart attach victims. Big food doubles profits due to higher margins due to higher prices and smaller product. Politicians receive large sums or donations fro big food to carry on the good work.
But don’t worry, it’s just a proposal. That’s what governments do. Come up with proposals. Debate. Change mind. Vote against. Go on long holiday. Get paid. Yay!